I love Christmas programs!! Yeah, you guessed that. Little Dude and I chatted before his program.
Little Dude: Why are we having a Western Christmas program?
Me: We live in the west.
Little Dude: We don't live in Texas. That is the kind of west the program is talking about.
Me: It will be cute.
Little Dude in southern accent: Let's just have rootin' tootin' cowboys from Texas! What about apocalyptic Christmas?
Me: What is an apocalyptic Christmas?
Little Dude in a sing-song Christmas song knock-off voice: Meteor showers destroy your Christmas tree, the Christmas tree falls over and kills all your family and friends....
Me: Who wants an apocalyptic Christmas?
Little Dude: Dr. Who.
Me: What about the season of miracles?
Little Dude: The apocalypse doesn't have miracles.
Me: What about glitter?
Little Dude: Glitter comes from comets and comets destroy Earth--- apocalypse.
Me: What about presents?
Little Dude: The Christmas tree falls over and destroys your presents.
Me: I am going to destroy your presents!
Little Dude: We have a quantum shield generator, so the meteor shower won't hit us!
Me: Go get your rootin' tootin' cowboy shirt on!
Little Dude: It looks like a hippie shirt.
Yeah, the season of miracles at our house consists of meteor showers, quantum generators, Dr. Who, death, rootin' tootin' cowboys, hippies, and glitter!
I am totally reposting this on Facebook! :D hehehehe!!
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