Friday, December 14, 2012

Out of the mouth of Little Dude

I love Christmas programs!! Yeah, you guessed that. Little Dude and I chatted before his program.

Little Dude: Why are we having a Western Christmas program?

Me: We live in the west.

Little Dude: We don't live in Texas. That is the kind of west the program is talking about.

Me: It will be cute.

Little Dude in southern accent: Let's just have rootin' tootin' cowboys from Texas! What about apocalyptic Christmas?

Me: What is an apocalyptic Christmas?

Little Dude in a sing-song Christmas song knock-off voice: Meteor showers destroy your Christmas tree, the Christmas tree falls over and kills all your family and friends....

Me: Who wants an apocalyptic Christmas?

Little Dude: Dr. Who.

Me: What about the season of miracles?

Little Dude: The apocalypse doesn't have miracles.

Me: What about glitter?

Little Dude: Glitter comes from comets and comets destroy Earth--- apocalypse.

Me: What about presents?

Little Dude: The Christmas tree falls over and destroys your presents.

Me: I am going to destroy your presents!

Little Dude: We have a quantum shield generator, so the meteor shower won't hit us!

Me: Go get your rootin' tootin' cowboy shirt on!

Little Dude: It looks like a hippie shirt.

 

Yeah, the season of miracles at our house consists of meteor showers, quantum generators, Dr. Who, death, rootin' tootin' cowboys, hippies, and glitter!

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