Conspiracy

I'm not talking about a vast right wing conspiracy or a vast left wing conspiracy... I am talking about a much more nefarious conspiracy... the one in which I run out of everything all at once!  What is the deal?

Shampoo: dregs
Conditioner: dregs
Powder foundation: pathetic
Shaving cream: one more shave
Floss: yep, that too!
Mascara: past its prime

Ugghhhh!  Maybe the Tea Party is to blame...

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