I am allergic to Matt Lauer.
I dribble toothpaste on myself every freaking morning!
One batch of butter cookies doesn't last long with The Dudes.
1 illuminated Christmas tree on the trek to morning swim practice.
Teenagers exhibit a tough exterior, but deep inside resides the sweet baby you spent innumerable hours rocking.
God Bless the BBC!
I sound exactly like Pat Benatar, Love is a Battlefield, when I sing in the shower with a curly head full of conditioner!
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