The Hubs had to check in at 6am, so we got up at 5. I scarfed down my Thai leftovers from the night before. Hubs couldn't eat so I felt mildly guilty.
To say that I was nervous would be a vast understatement!! I am a worrier by nature---- Thanx Grandma---- so the Hubs' surgery freaked me out. I'm sure that he knows that, but I tried to keep it underwraps. I possess pathetic lying skills...
Being in a strange city and a stranger hospital I had to entertain myself while Hubs was under. Hey, I used to be a Girl Scout---- I came prepared with a list! How to keep myself busy during Hubs' surgery: AKA don't act like a freak show
- Mock Matt Lauer
- Knit like a mad woman
- Eavesdrop on conversations in the waiting room
- Read trashy magazines
- iMessage sister
- iMessage friend incessantly
- Ride the elevator
- Get lost
- Wring hands
- Shop online: 2 dresses, 1 cardi, 1 skirt
- Watch tape delayed Olympics
- Read spoiler news articles on Olympic results
- Don't let imagination run wild
- Read
- Worry
- Eat crappy vending machine food
- Don't get lost in the parking garage
- Drink water
He should get released today and then four hours home in the car. He is supposed to wear a soft neck collar but he told me he isn't and I said he is. I have the keys------
Here he is in his sexy booties! The other thing is a blood pressure cuff...
You are my hero!
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